‘Best thing on the Internet today’: Jay Carney’s 9,486 evasions and verbal crutches

http://twitter.com/#!/joshuamercer/status/348056612872798208

Yahoo News identified “13 distinct strains” of dodge in an unfettered analysis of the White House press secretary’s spin and evasions. The grand total of dodges? 9,486.

http://twitter.com/#!/jaketapper/status/348043644630073344

Shorter Jay Carney:

Jay Carney doesn’t have an answer for that. He hasn’t discussed that subject with the president. He will refer you to the Department of [insert agency here]. He refuses to speculate on that. He’ll have to get back to you.

But he appreciates the question.

Most transparent administration evah!

Hardest hit? Buzzfeed:

http://twitter.com/#!/LilMissRightie/status/348082435898093568

“Laugh or cry”? We’re going with “laugh.”

http://twitter.com/#!/jjsimonWP/status/348088137047756801
http://twitter.com/#!/ZekeJMiller/status/348036499893268481
http://twitter.com/#!/TheRickWilson/status/348084801984671744
http://twitter.com/#!/viewofadam/status/348038255561822208

Oh, come on. He’s just doing his job!

http://twitter.com/#!/NR_Garrett/status/348094875998228482

Serious You Guys.

Flashback: The white washing.

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